New Safe Diet Food!

Hi all,

Big news, bad news. So for some reason, I've stopped being able to tolerate beef. It's all I was eating and now I can't stomach it, I guess the people who said I would sensitize to these foods were right. FORTUNATELY, I've found a solution. Insects. They're basically meat and pretty crunchy. So far so good. I've only tried crickets but I've added links below to other insects. At least there's more variety here, right? I highly doubt any insect would cause an IgG response, so they're probably safe.

Black Ants - nothing added

Crickets - I've actually had to buy these from pet stores... For some reason, they don't make crickets without adding a whole bunch of additives to them. The only ones I could find online were BBQ flavored, and many had added milk and sugar. How is that healthier?

The ones from pet stores are organic and have nothing added so they're safe to consume. I used to feed them to my bearded dragons so that's pretty funny.

Facts:

Articles promoting bug consumption:

edibleinsects.com

The Telegraph (coincidentally recently featuring my dad)

Time magazine

Will keep everyone posted.

UPDATE:

April fools. Got my mom too! :) Hope nobody got too concerned. I am not eating insects, meat is still a-okay and will be for a very long time.